Our Best-Selling Witty wear T-Shirts

Choose from our most popular styles, perfect for self expression and gifts for others!

  • Balls Deep In Christmas Spirit Shirt

    Balls Deep In Christmas Spirit

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    Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X
    Shirt Color – Gildan Softstyle

    Black, Heather Irish Green, Heather Red, Irish Green, Red
  • Being Dad Is An Honor Being Papa Is Priceless Shirt

    Being Dad Is An Honor Being Papa Is Priceless

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    Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X
    Shirt Color – Gildan Softstyle

    Black, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Graphite Heather, Military Green
  • Crypto Dad Like A Regular Dad But Way Smarter Shirt

    Crypto Dad Like A Regular Dad But Way Smarter

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    Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X
    Shirt Color – Gildan Softstyle

    Black, Charcoal, Dark Chocolate, Navy, White
  • Dear Santa It Was My Dog's Fault Shirt

    Dear Santa It Was My Dog’s Fault

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    Shirt Size

    Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X
    Shirt Color – Gildan Softstyle

    Black, Charcoal, Daisy, Kelly Green, Maroon, Navy, Red, Royal

About Us

We Make Shirts That Make People Smile

At Witty Wear LLC, we’re all about bold designs, clever humor, and apparel that stands out in a crowd. Every item is created with everyday comfort in mind and styled with personality you won’t find in big box stores.

Guaranteed Results

We don’t think we need any explanation here, Witty Wear LLC aims to entertain with our item selection, and guarantee you will stand out wearing our apparel.

Quality Services

Every item is made to order from a real Print Shop, hand-checked for quality and personally shipped by our staff members to ensure quality meets expectations.

Frequently Asked Questions

Have Any Questions For Us?

Just a few of the question we get or anticipate receiving the most. Please feel free to reach out if you have any others!

What types of T-shirts and apparel do you print on?

We mainly print on high-quality Gildan Softstyle tees (G64000) and Gildan hoodies (G18500/SF500). Soft, durable, and perfect for everyday wear.

How long does it take to receive my order?

Most orders ship within 5–10 business days. Shipping usually adds 2–4 business days depending on your location, but we certainly try to expedite all orders to get them out faster when we can!

Can I order Bulk or custom printed apparel?

At this time, we do not offer bulk orders or custom printing.
Witty Wear is a retail-only shop focused on fun, ready-made designs that ship fast and worry-free.

If our offerings expand in the future, we’ll make an announcement — but for now, all items are sold exactly as listed.

Where do you ship from and where are your items made?

We are based out of Cleveland, Ohio and print and ship everything ourselves in-house!

Do you offer eco-friendly printing options?

Yes — our DTF printing process uses water-based inks and produces minimal waste, making it one of the most eco-friendly print methods available.